1. do asian girls NOT get it? yes, I'm talking about those fake, crazy, nasty ass, brick-red colored eyebrows. It's nasty I tell ya, nasty. It definitely is the most prominent characteristic of what my cousin likes to call "oh, you mean those car show girls?" No, "car show HOES."

2. Remember back in the day when Perfect Studio pictures were like THE thing to do? It's funny beacause everyone who was a freshman in high school like totally loved themselves so much at the time, they decided to take ALL these photos in sepia of themselves. In reality, that probably was like the ugliest times in our puBic lives. Freshman year=puberty=pimples and a bunch of other funky shiet goin' on.

3.  Which brings me to my NEXT point. Still in relation to Perfect Studio pics, where the thing to do was also only to "half smile." You guys know what I'm talking about, like the smile with no teeth, the minor grin.. yeah, earth to Bay Area AND socali, it NEVER looked good.

4. I went to Stonestown today, yes Stonestown, the land of Frisco boppers and all the rest. The style is still the same: asian girls with long wannabe blonde hair, and REALLY bad eye make up. ie. black black black liquid eye liner. And they're holding hands with their 4'9" boyfriend with spiky hair and a black puffy jacket. Also, who can forget the baggy jeans, who make them look even stumpier than they REALLY are. =(

5. The LAST thing I don't get. Is 13-16 yr old boys, generally caucasian ones, grow their hair out all long and funky and then they sweep it to the side. With this, they wear tight, pegged jeans, black t-shirts with skulls on them and are generally very skinny and walk around with their hands in their pockets. THey have the look of you just wanting to beat their ass, they look like the desereve to get their asses beat, for looking "gay." I don't like using that word, because it's in the wrong context, but it's the only way I can get you guys to understand what I'm saying.  They say don't run with scissors, but this style makes me want to do that, and cut that greasy shit mop of their domes.

so am I right? or am I right? Yes, I think I'm right

So I got this hole ripped in my jeans that I've been wearing almost every single day for the past year now. I didn't even realize I had a hole "there" until my baby sis decided to stick her chubby little finger in it an say to me "it's torn here" in Chinese.

See, everyone gets holes in their jeans; you can buy a damn pair like that from A&F (the store which I've boycotted btw), or below the ass to flash your ass, or on the bottom because they're too long for and have been "dragging" (the term my peeps used in middle school, 10+ damn frickin years ago). But MY hole, (my ripped JEAN hole, not any other hole) is located close to the crotch on in the inner thigh on the right side. YOu may all be thinking, what's the big deal of this hole. And now I will tell you.

The hole was created upon a bunch of damn FRICTION, caused by the motion of my legs rubbing together. That's what the damn big deal is, my LEGS RUB TOGETHER. I am 24 years old, and have a hole in my pants beacause my legs rub toegther.

I know this is real gay to you guys and all, but sorry, I don't have anything else better to write. You must be bored anyways, you are reading MY xanga. I need some leg disspearing excercies, gimme some, NOT including the thigh master please.

I lost my $100 bill Chinese New Year's money (my mom gave to me) on campus today..... =(

at least i made someone ELSE happy, chyeaah, at MY expense, damn bastards

why does life have so complicated sometimes?
it's so petty, there's people with terminal illnesses and tsunami victims.. and here I am.......

I should just be a bird.. cuz then all I'd do is sit in telephone wires in a line with 7 of my other buddies and poop on people..........

one song says it all...

Kelly Clarkson's - Breakaway............